Just Lookin Out For Ya

Kambree said, "Mom, I have a great idea. I should practice wiping my own bum so you can keep doing your stuff. Cuz if I have to go potty and I say Mom, come wipe my bum, you might forget what you're doing. So I know, I'll go potty right now and wipe my bum and you can just sweep the floor and then you won't forget you're sweeping the floor. Is that a great idea Mom?"
Hmmm, I wonder if she went pee in her pants and she doesn't want me to find out?